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COLLECTION OF FUNNY QUOTES
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“I’m not funny in person. I mean I’m really not. I’m one of those people who always screw up anecdotes.”
“I still enjoy traveling a lot. I mean, it amazes me that I still get excited in hotel rooms just to see what kind of shampoo they’ve left me.”
“My first rule of consumerism is never to buy anything you can’t make your children carry.”
“I have long known that it is part of God’s plan for me to spend a little time with each of the most stupid people on earth.”
“What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die of course. Literally shit myself lifeless.”
“That wasn’t any act of God. That was an act of pure human fuckery.”
“Happy birthday to the only person whose birthday I remember without the help of a Facebook notification.”
“Cheers on your birthday. One step closer to adult underpants.”
“Happy birthday, bud. Enjoy your Facebook wall filled with messages from people you don’t talk to.”
“Isn’t it nice to think that tomorrow is a new day with no mistakes in it yet?”
I hope that you found this list of quotes helpful and well, funny.