Sex Quotes and Captions

“An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.”

“Sex is always about emotions. Good sex is about free emotions; bad sex is about blocked emotions.”

“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.”

“Software is like sex, it’s better when it’s free.”

“Sex is more than an act of pleasure, it’s the ability to be able to feel so close to a person, so connected, so comfortable that it’s almost breathtaking to the point you feel you can’t take it. And at this moment you’re a part of them.”

“Love and sex do not sustain a marriage.”

“When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.”

“We are all born sexual creatures, thank God, but it’s a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.”

“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.”

“Sex is funny and love is serious.”