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“An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.”

— Aldous Huxley

“Sex is always about emotions. Good sex is about free emotions; bad sex is about blocked emotions.”

— Deepak Chopra

“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.”

— Mae West

“Software is like sex, it’s better when it’s free.”

— Linux Torvalds

“Sex is more than an act of pleasure, it’s the ability to be able to feel so close to a person, so connected, so comfortable that it’s almost breathtaking to the point you feel you can’t take it. And at this moment you’re a part of them.”

— Thom York

“Love and sex do not sustain a marriage.”

— Majid Michel

“When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.”

— Matt Groening

“We are all born sexual creatures, thank God, but it’s a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.”

— Marilyn Monroe

“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.”

— Steve Martin

“Sex is funny and love is serious.”

— Stephan Jenkins
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