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COLLECTION OF FUNNY QUOTES
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“An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.”
“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are.”
“My mother always used to say: The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.”
“My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the heck she is.”
“The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.”
“Sex is funny and love is serious.”
“When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.”
“Software is like sex, it’s better when it’s free.”
“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.”
“Have told so many friends “Don’t worry, New Year will be better!”. I love misguiding people.”
I hope that you found this list of quotes helpful and well, funny.