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“An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.”

— Dylan Thomas

“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are.”

— Will Ferrell

“My mother always used to say: The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.”

— Betty White

“My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the heck she is.”

— Ellen DeGeneres

“The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.”

— Woody Allen

“Sex is funny and love is serious.”

— Stephan Jenkins

“When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.”

— Matt Groening

“Software is like sex, it’s better when it’s free.”

— Linux Torvalds

“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.”

— Mae West

“Have told so many friends “Don’t worry, New Year will be better!”. I love misguiding people.”

— Nitya Prakash
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