Do you like jokes? Check out this list of funny quotes from great and hilarious writers, authors, and public figures. Joke about life, work, growing up, marriage, and more.
Take a break from the reality of the world and make yourself laugh with these funny quotes. Check out these items with silly quotes printed on them.
RELATED POST: Idiot quotes and laughter quotes
COLLECTION OF FUNNY QUOTES
Need some laughter today? Check out this list of quotes that are funny!
“My gran could do better! And she’s dead!”
“I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I’m awake, you know?”
“What I find most disturbing about Valentine’s Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but in the height of flu season, it makes no sense. “
“I love love. Every day of my life is Valentine’s Day. When you’re a pathological narcissist, you have to fall in love with yourself every day.”
“I don’t always get asked out on a date but when I do, it’s on April 1st.”
“Today is February 14th – St. Valentine’s day. Women call it Love day, while men name it an extortion day.”
“Enjoy life. There’s plenty of time to be dead.”
“It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows”
“Every mother hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did, and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did.”
“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.”
I hope that you found this list of quotes helpful and well, funny.
SAVE THESE FUNNY QUOTES ON YOUR PINTEREST:
