Here is a compilation of funny yet it-has-a-point sex quotes.
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SEX QUOTES AND CAPTIONS
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“Sex appeal is fifty percent what you’ve got and fifty percent what people think you’ve got.”
“Writing is like sex. First, you do it for love, then you do it for your friends, and then you do it for money.”
“Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.”
“No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor. ”
“I have no objection to anyone’s sex life as long as they don’t practice it in the street and frighten the horses.”
“You can’t force sex to do the work of love or love to do the work of sex.”
“Sex without love is a merely healthy exercise.”
“A honeymoon is, after all, a sex vacation you’re giving yourself after a massive party in your honour.”
“Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that’s not why we do it.”
“A gentleman holds my hand. A man pulls my hair. A soulmate will do both.”
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