Sex Quotes and Captions

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SEX QUOTES AND CAPTIONS

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“Sex appeal is fifty percent what you’ve got and fifty percent what people think you’ve got.”

— Sophia Loren

“Writing is like sex. First, you do it for love, then you do it for your friends, and then you do it for money.”

— Virginia Woolf

“Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.”

— Suze Orman

“No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor. ”

— Betty Freidan

“I have no objection to anyone’s sex life as long as they don’t practice it in the street and frighten the horses.”

— Oscar Wilde

“You can’t force sex to do the work of love or love to do the work of sex.”

— Mary McCarthy

“Sex without love is a merely healthy exercise.”

— Robert A. Heinlein

“A honeymoon is, after all, a sex vacation you’re giving yourself after a massive party in your honour.”

— Mindy Kaling

“Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that’s not why we do it.”

— Richard Feynman

“A gentleman holds my hand. A man pulls my hair. A soulmate will do both.”

— Alessandra Torre
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